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  • Track Name

    CrockerCorp Bitch

  • Artist

    totalspiffage

totalspiffage:

CrockerCorp Bitch (Parody of Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds) - Download

lyrics by berryciesta after a request by yours truly because Marina and Meenah hell yeah. This was all kinds of fun.

Had a future like a Condesce
Not a future like a troll
Don’t care if I lost the chance
There I’m in control
Crocker Drones, battleships
Wanna start a war
That’s the queen you’d fight for

I call you up and you’re bailing out
Is that what friendship is all about?
Just join the battle and cut ‘em down
I’m gonna cull that ugly green clown

I’m miss regal pink batter, batter witch
Fight me with your lasers
Cut you like a stitch
I’m miss regal pink batter, batter witch
I’m gonna be your CrockerCorp Bitch
I’m gonna be your CrockerCorp Bitch

Hivebent, trident, I won’t be your maid
Death gave me some options
So I will not be dismayed
Grab the gold, grab the cold, glory, here I come
All for no. 1

To all my dead friends, I need platoons
I’ll give anything, just not doubloons
To all my dead friends, you’re being mean
Welcome to the life of the royal queen

I think I want your, your skull as my crown
I think you’re gonna be so going down
Oh oh oh

  • Track Name

    want y0u g0ne

  • Artist

    totalspiffage

totalspiffage:

want y0u g0ne- (parody of Want You Gone from Portal 2) - Download

I wanted to do an aradiabot song after getting Melodyne, and my lovely friend Maddi provided these great lyrics! (ps I did a sequel in the AradiaDOS series featuring Still Alive)

track art by embermclame

I’m coming back again
Seemed I was gone forever
Remember how I was a frog-eyed sprite?
I said I was okay
That statement’s now contentious
But with this circuitry
I’ll see that you’re the one fried

I want to have my payback
Show I have not moved on
I used to hope you’d live
But now I only want you gone

And I was not like you
Spidery, selfish, skinny
But Roboradia is just as blue
Equius woke me up
So we could bleed together
Navy and cobalt mix to such a wonderful hue

We both have short, sad lives left
And I have not moved on
Time we fast-forward through them
Now I only want you gone

Goodbye my dearest friend…
Oh, did you think I meant you?
You thought it funny when you moved his hands
And forced him to erase
The only one he cared for
I will delete you, reassure him that I’m not mad

Go to Terezi’s laughter
Time you were moving on
You are not just my problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone

  • Track Name

    (kind 0f) still alive

  • Artist

    totalspiffage

totalspiffage:

(kind 0f) still alive- (Parody of Still Alive from Portal)- Download

Lyrics by Maddi
Track art by Rob

Another lovely Portal parody for those who were requesting it! :D I have so much fun playing around with the AradiaDOS (MegiDOS?) voice

Caught in a fire
I’m waking to see that I’m not dead
Surprising that he planned this resurrection
Equius Zahhak
You’ve somehow contained me in a can
But I won’t support your lust
There’s something wrong in your head

But in spite of all the coding in my mainframe
I will keep on dying ‘til we conquer this game
And it will not be fun
But I’ll save ev’ryone
Ensure that they are all still alive

Except for dear Vriska
I really hope she burns in hell
Seeing as she was the one who killed me
And turned me to ashes
Converted my house into a pyre
I’ve returned and I will share
This endless anger with you

Now it’s looking like this is another doomed line
So I’d best be going to a better-off time
And although it is sad
In the alpha we’ll be glad
When we see that we’re all still alive

Why won’t you leave me?
This life is more lonely than I’d like
This machine was just designed to help you
Want conversation?
Go and discuss with someone real
I am a mistake to hate
And not the friend you once knew

Look at me still talking when there’s someone to save
At the end of this I will sleep sound in my grave
I am sick of being steel
Might explode so I can feel
Then I finally won’t be alive
I am not sure if I am alive
I feel robotic but not quite alive
I think I miss back when I was alive
Is there a timeline where I’m still alive
And though I’m dead I’m still kind of alive
Still alive?
Still alive.

  • Track Name

    Prawn Shop

  • Artist

    totalspiffage

totalspiffage:

Prawn Shop (Parody of Thrift Shop by Macklemore)- Download

Lyrics by myself, Janie, and Crono
Track by the great Zamii

Because we all needed this to happen. 

[Hook:]
I’m gonna hock some swag
Only got boonbucks in my pocket
I - I - I’m fishing, hooking for a treasure
This is fucking awesome

Nah, Walk up to the glub like you all about the shell shock
I’m so pumped about some shit for the prawn shop
Jewels in the crown they’re so damn costly
That trolls are like, “Clam! She found Andrew Hussie.”
Swimmin in, hella deep, krillin my anemones,
Prawn all yo junk, ‘cept my pointy jam, for tha queen
Hatin on the fish punk, gills standin’ next to me
Probubbly gonna shell this, smells like boonbucks to me (cashhhhh)
But shit, it was all free to me!
I be grabbin it, snatchin it, ‘bout to go and get some fishin nets
Takin’ all of those golden fins someone else’s been anchoring
But me and guppy stealin it
I am slippin and sneakin and
Earnin’ my money and I’m shella happy that’s yo booty, bitch
I’ma take the empress style, I’ma take the empress’ style,
No for real - ask the empress- can I have her trident now? 
Fiduspawn cards and horsaponi
Juju breaker in a chest that I found walkin’
Found a broken cue ball, I sold a broken cue ball
I sold a weird codpiece, then I sold a teapot
Shello, shello, my ace troll, Rufioh
Condesce ain’t got nothing on my business, shell no
I could take some fake horns, rocket boots, sell those
Loser troll would be like “trigger warning: klepto”
[Hook x2]

[Verse 2:]
What you know about pawnin a ring off on a human?
What you knowin’ about sellin a blood potion?
I’m walkin, I’m walkin, I’m searching right through that bubble
One troll’s trash, that’s another troll’s sick bling
Thank your empress for hiding that gold double trident
'Cause right now I'm up in here glubbin
I’m in the bubbles, you can find me in the (updates)
I’m not, I’m not sick of searchin’ in that panel (updates)
Your moirail, your auspi, your matesprit, your kizzie
I’ll take that big blue ahab’s crosshairs, over knee, I break that motherglubber
Pair of timetables with the jams on that motherglubber
I hit the deck and they stop in that motherglubber
They be like, “Oh, that Peixes - she’s shella tight.”
I’m like, “Yo - it’s fifty boonies for the seahorse.”
Jacked Cronus edition, let’s do some shrimple addition
Fifty dollars for a seahorse - that’s just a hella sweet pitch (shit)
I call that getting b8ed and switched (shit)
I call that getting tricked by an heiress
This shit’s hella dough
And stealin this shit from all the other trolls up in this dream is a hella dope
flash game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get gold from a ghost? Man you hella won’t
Man you hella won’t
(Prawn shop… hockin swag… yeah!)

I’m sellin my friends’ clothes
I’m makin hella dough
I bought this big ass boat
From that prawn shop down the road

  • Track Name

    Tricked!

  • Artist

    totalspiffage

totalspiffage:

Tricked! (Parody of Get Jinxed! from League of Legends) - DOWNLOAD

Lyrics by berryciesta
Track art by zamii070

IT’S BEEN FOREVER SINCE I DID A PARODY HERE HAVE A TRICK AND A TREAT ALL IN ONE- Happy Halloween all!

You will join me, come and play
And I will kiss your, handsome face
Love and lollis will, be hearty
What we need here, is to alchemize a party ha ha!

Do you ever wanna smile?
Right now you’re feeling depressed
So be a child for a while
We’re gonna be the best!

Come on, go faster
Hyper sugar rush of energy
We’re gonna try something fun right now
I guess you’ll find that I’m just peachy!

Let’s fill this world with color
And give this pop a lick
You’re ‘fraid of getting duller
But you’ll be fine ‘cause you’ve been tricked!

So much better, so much fun
Let’s start a scratch and, blow up the sun!

Come on, go faster
Hyper sugar rush of energy
We’re gonna try something fun right now
I guess you’ll find that I’m just peachy!

Let’s fill this world with color
And give this pop a lick
You’re ‘fraid of getting duller
But you’ll be fine ‘cause you’ve been tricked!

Come on!
Come on!
You’ve been tricked!

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